He hates African Americans, Mexicans, Native Americans, Aborigines, and Asians. He then stated that she had been "young and needed the money", which unfortunately did not work, as Stan and Kyle pointed out that the pictures had been taken just a month ago. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000The CoonTime ChildMing LeeBad IreneThe Rad RussianThe DawgGrand Wizard King In "T.M.I. The California Penal Code defines a criminal history record as the record maintained by the California Attorney General that contain information such as an individual's name, date of birth, physical description, fingerprints, photographs, date of arrests, arresting agencies and booking numbers, charges, dispositions, and . In "ManBearPig" Cartman stumbles upon a pile of treasure while the boys are trapped in a system of caves. Overall, Cartman is a decent fighter, although he can be a wuss and particularly enraged opponents can beat him with ease. That son of a bitch!". Later in the episode it is revealed, during the process of painfully crapping it out, that the treasure is fake and used for photographs for tourists at the caves. In "Goobacks", Cartman threatens Kyle and it leads to Kyle giving Cartman a bloody nose. Cartman kills a black demon, and is shown beating Saddam Hussein in a fight, whereas the military could not even harm him with machine guns. In "The Death of Eric Cartman", Kyle sums up Cartman's character as a "fat, racist, self-centered, intolerant, manipulative sociopath". EVERY SINGLE CRIME CARTMAN HAS COMMITTED IN DETAIL (cartmans criminal record) ACID 94 subscribers Subscribe 432 17K views 1 year ago #ButtersStotch #Butters #Funniest Today I will be going. The running gag feeds in with the character's undying narcissism and entitlement, fostered by his oblivious mother, who always gives in to him. He has a preoccupation with becoming mature, or at least more so than his friends, which frequently ends in him doing something that is anything but mature. In "Tsst", he beats up a kid, handcuffs him to the flagpole, gives him a hacksaw, poisons him, and tells him the only way to get to the antidote was to saw off his leg. In "The List", he made a plan to steal a list the girls made of who the cutest boys in the class were. However, ever since Cartman (unwittingly) made Kenny cry in "The Death of Eric Cartman", their friendship has not been as strong - even after everyone stopped giving Cartman the silent treatment, their friendship did not fully recover. Thus, Cartman was born. ", Cartman was assigned and paired up with Heidi to take of an egg for a school assignment, later when Cartman broke the egg he begged Ms. Garrison to give her an "A" and give him an "F", this could possibly prove that Cartman cares and has feelings for her, however in later episodes it does not show much of them having a relationship. He founded a boy band named Fingerbang in the episode "Something You Can Do with Your Finger". Cartman's mind even once backfired against him during "Le Petit Tourette", during which he made everyone believe he was suffering from Tourette's Syndrome, so as to be able to go around saying whatever horrible hateful thing he wanted without consequences. Worried about him, Heidi accepts this, and they get back together. Main Characters. Cartman was also shown smiling in the background at the argument, as if all was according to his plan. However, there are many moments where they are at ends like earlier in the series, such as in the Coon trilogy. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. In the episode "201" Cartman completely ignores the fact that he got his own father killed and fed to his half-brother and is more concerned about being half-ginger. Cartman does not understand him until he takes his pants off, at which point, he runs out yelling in monotone fashion "Lame!" However, "Eat, Pray, Queef", Cartman shows as much compassion as the other boys towards Butters after he is queefed upon, and even gives him a present, as well as participating in a state-wide attempt to ban queefing with Butters as a mascot, suggesting some compassion for Butters although he, like the others, refuses to go near Butters after he was queefed on. The best result we found for your search is Eric Cartman age -- in Bastrop, TX. Cartman frequently bursts into song spontaneously, sometimes with melodies and topical lyrics of his own devising, although his musical talent is questionable. His Christian rock group "Faith + 1" sold 1,000,000 copies of its album in the episode "Christian Rock Hard" with the intent of earning a platinum album but according to the Christian Music Association their artists only receive Myrrh for this achievement. However, in the same episode, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny express concern over Cartman's safety and keep a lookout at Tolkien's house to protect him. Although initially surprised, Cartman lets out moans of pleasure, just before a fifty-foot satellite dish shoots out of his rectum. In the first episode. Cousins In the earlier seasons, Cartman seemed either indifferent or hostile to Ike, although recently he has started to work with him more. At the end of "Kenny Dies", after Cartman revealed his true motives for fighting to lift the ban on stem cell research, to replicate a "Shakey's Pizza" and not to save Kenny's life, Kyle, enraged about this, brutally begins to beat up Cartman, delivering several blows to his chest and a good roundhouse right. Cartman places his mother second on his 'Shit List', seen in "The Fractured But Whole" with Kyle as first on the list. He also tried at it in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons" when Kyle's kidneys were failing and Cartman, being the only one with Kyle's blood type, demanded a payment of 10 million dollars when Stan begged him to let Kyle have his kidney. In "Christian Rock Hard", he demonstrates his knowledge of the nature of music artist's album covers, such as how the members of a band are mostly in random places looking in other directions and never smile. Even so, in the episode "Trapped in the Closet", all three boys de-friend Stan after he becomes the leader of Scientology. Cartman does not regret killing his father however, instead is horrified to know that he is half-ginger and thus carries the ginger gene in his body. Visitation is limited to 15 minutes per visitor. This shows skill, though most were surprise. Cartman uncapped in "How to Eat with Your Butt". He apparently dreams of humiliating, beating, emotionally destroying or even killing Kyle. Although she was a lesbian, and the boys did not understand what it meant, they tried to become lesbians in order to try to win her. Their first meeting was in "Scott Tenorman Must Die", in which Scott sold Cartman his pubic hair, convincing Cartman it would signify maturity for him. In the first episode of the twelfth season, "Tonsil Trouble", it is revealed that Cartman has in the past needed a routine tonsil checkup. He plays Baseball, as he is seen hitting a home run and plays catcher on the Baseball team, as seen as one of the three players (Stan, Kyle, and Cartman) hitting a home run in "The Losing Edge". You get a boner, slap her titties around some, then stick it inside her and pee". Shelley babysits Cartman in "Cat Orgy", after his mom goes off to attend the Meteor Shower party. Later, in "Coon vs. Coon & Friends", Cartman used his new friend, the Dark God Cthulhu, to banish Kenny, along with several others, to an "evil and parallel dimension". Cartman was the first one of the boys to be shown without his hat, as seen in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!". Scott Tenorman continually defeats Cartman's attempts at retrieving a sum of money Scott tricked him out of throughout the episode, humiliating Cartman and elevating his hatred and desire for revenge. This seems intentional on the writer's parts, and fits with his self-absorption, immaturity, and gender confusion. Though, they did become friends again in "Ass Burgers". The two of them often have arguments about morals, like in "Up the Down Steroid", where Cartman decides to pretend to be mentally handicapped so he can win the "Special Olympics". In "Cancelled", Cartman once again finds himself the victim of getting an anal probe from aliens. He also shows an inability to use his dagger when fighting Kenny over the Wall-Mart, although it is likely he either had no interest in killing Kenny (only use the dagger for threatening people), or that he was too pre-occupied with Kenny lightly slapping him to use it. In "Tom's Rhinoplasty", Cartman, along with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and the entire third grade class, were all attracted to the substitute teacher, Ms. Ellen. In the late 90's, there was a pro wrestler in the WWF (Now WWE) named Golga (John Tenta), who had a gimmick that had an obsession for Cartman holding a doll and wearing a T-shirt. Unlike the other boys, Butters is not aware of the plan and Cartman believes that Butters is the only one who can see him, now that he is "dead". Cartman is usually an orderly individual, while his goals are chaotic in nature, he obeys rules when they suit him, even using order to manipulate other people. The schemes he has tried include; becoming a part of the Denver "tooth racket"; and stealing Tooth Fairy money from kids, starting a boy band called Fingerbang, and forming his own church and embezzling its collection money These all failed miserably for several reasons. He also demonstrates great understanding of the human mind and the way to exploit it. Cartman has a disturbing habit of appearing in other people's homes in the middle of the night. ", to which he responds "holy shit", as the end credits begin. In "Are You There God? Grandfather This is strange because in "Up the Down Steroid" when Kyle informs that Cartman is going to cheat, Cartman responds to this by saying that hell is only reserved for Jews, but he did not include African Americans into the mix. Also in the episode "Cartoon Wars Part II", he and Kyle have a slap fight, which he won (though this was more through deceit than skill), and in the episode "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson", he was dominant in a physical fight against a midget (who supposedly had a black belt in karate). Also in Pee, his ignorance is again displayed when he thinks all the minorities in "his" water park are what the Mayans predicted and by 2012, the apocalypse will be when the whole world is minorities. This shows that the two are alike in mental health; homicidal and sadistic, which could be something for them to bond over. Butters sees Cartman as his good friend and treats him as so but in later episodes he treats Cartman the same as everybody else. He absolutely hates Kyle, despises hippies, and can't stand Family Guy. [2], Contrary to popular belief that Cartman's name was derived from German war-pilot Erich Hartmann (which would reflect his love of Hitler and the Nazis), Cartman's name and personality are based on Matt Karpman, a friend of Matt Stone and Trey Parker. An even bigger irony however, would be when he later discover that he was indeed half-Ginger, as his biological father, Jack Tenorman (who was also father of Scott Tenorman) was a Ginger football player for the Denver Broncos. Kenny even went as far as to try to kill Cartman with a sniper rifle, but this was confiscated. For example, in "Kenny Dies", Cartman delivers a speech to the United States House of Representatives convincing them to vote in favor of stem cell research. In "You're Getting Old", Cartman ends his friendship with Stan rather quickly after Stan's personality change, and soon begins getting along better Kyle, who also ends his friendship with Stan. A primary school kid with the adult mind of a raging sociopath, he's the dark heart of the animation. "I'm a Little Bit Country" is the fourth episode of the seventh season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 100th episode of the series overall. Reacting to Eric Cartmans Criminal record moments from South Park! When Cartman realized the truth, he then proceeded to attempt several fruitless revenge plots, until at last he created an elaborate scheme in which he had their father Jack, and Mrs. Tenorman killed, ground up into Chili and fed to Scott. Roman CatholicFormer Blaintologist Cartman is a good strategist, organizer and speaker. For over twelve seasons since "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", Cartman lived under the belief that his mother was a hermaphrodite and also his biological father. Current Still, despite her taking a more firm stance with Cartman, Liane will still often spoil him, due in large to part to pre-emptively avoid his tantrums as seen in "You're Getting Old". He is the "innocent child" in the group and Cartman's most exploited and possibly best "friend". In order to protect his family, Cartman decides to foil Stan and Kyle's plan in traveling back to the past and change the future, establishing a faction against time travel. Cartman and Stan were also seen interacting one on one in "Sexual Healing" when Kyle, Kenny and Butters were away at the Karne Institute for Sex Addicts and they were playing with each other on the domestic violence/golf video game Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011 at Cartman's house and they were getting along just fine with no arguments. In the episode "Pinkeye", Cartman dresses up as Hitler for Halloween (A costume made by his mother even though Cartman himself did not know who Hitler was, showing that his antisemitism may come from his mother in some part). ", showing that he might consider Kenny a close friend. -Kyle, upon seeing Cartman manipulate the gingers into doing the opposite of what he had previously told them to do in "Ginger Kids". In "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", after Wendy grows adult-sized breasts Cartman and the other boys laugh at her and Cartman calls her a "stupid bitch.". The rivalry between Cartman and Kyle has been a recurring theme from the beginning, but has become significantly stronger since Season Four. And in the episode, "A Ladder to Heaven", when Cartman drinks Kenny's ashes mistaking them for chocolate milk, leaving Kenny's soul trapped in his body, until the episode "The Biggest Douche in the Universe". Also in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" he threw a rock at Tolkien, giving him a black eye. Kenny has generally taken Cartman's side in arguments or when they do things. when the schools posts a list indicating the amount of height that the male students have grown over the past year, Cartman mistakenly assumes it to mean penis size, and goes on a rampage decreeing the "results" to be incorrect due to the tiny size of his own. The episode "The Damned" ends with Cartman asking Heidi what was at the bottom of a vagina, and she responds by saying "want me to show you? The other boys watched, and realized that this was Cartman's delusional way of getting rid of his stuffed animals. ", the psychologist started to criticize his obesity as a way to test his anger, as Cartman was suspected to have anger management problems. In "Funnybot", Cartman speaks German to the Germans, seemingly offering them Kyle as a way to make peace with them, or just kill him. Cartman appears to have a very strong hatred for Kyle, and shows that he has no tolerance for Kyle's Jewish faith. In "Cartmanland" Cartman says "He dies all the time" and brushes his death off easily because he will come back tomorrow. In "Le Petit Tourette", he is not above thanking Kyle for stopping him from humiliating himself on national television. A clip featuring South Park's chief troublemaker Eric Cartman using transgender identity politics for his own ends has gone viral 8 years after it originally aired on Comedy Central. Cartman is featured as the lead singer (Geddy Lee). At the sperm bank, he pretends to test a semen sample by smearing it on his fingers. However, this is rapidly tarnished by the episode's end when Kyle discovers his method for producing his burgers. Next, Cartman exclaimed "Es ist Zeit fr Rache!" In "Cartmanland", Cartman is shown to be aware of Kenny's deaths telling the IRS that Kenny "dies all the time". ", Cartman saves Kyle and his family when a large storm is about to go towards their house in San Francisco. It appears that Cartman has a strong hatred for Clyde, as shown by his "Shit List" in "The Fractured But Whole" where he placed Clyde 3rd for his most hated person, after Kyle and Liane Cartman respectively. Cartman could be best described as having sadistic personality disorder with passive-aggressive traits, also known as a "Tyrannical Sadist". July 1 This then prompted Cartman to repeat what he originally told them in Spanish and out of anger he even snatched one of their instruments away and threw it off into the distance. In the episode, "The Poor Kid", Cartman was finally confronted by other characters about his mispronounciations. The kid questions Cartman about his abuse of power, and Cartman promptly kicks him across the room in a somewhat cartoonish way, although he is never shown pulling off a feat like that again. The two have occasionally gotten along such as in "Kenny Dies" and "Pinkeye" when Kyle put his hand on Cartman's shoulder when was upset about Kenny dying. South Park (1997) - S09E02 Comedy clip with quote Eric Cartman, you are under arrest. This cruel one-line comment along with the fact the supposed police report came from a "Mitch Conner" indicates that he was responsible for her suicide due to the doctor's remarks. Furthermore, in You Have 0 Friends, Cartman encourages people to add Clyde as a friend on Facebook. An example for this would be seen in the episode "Raisins", where the boys end up in an eponymous Hooters-like restaurant, and Cartman only shows interest in the food, rather than all the skimpily-dressed waitresses. When Wendy kissed him at the presentation to get her emotions out of her system, he was pleased and facially bragged to Stan about it. At the end of Season Twenty, in "The End of Serialization as We Know It", Heidi and Eric stay together, although Eric is disappointed in her. The girls assume that Kyle has feelings for Heidi, leading Kyle to question his relationship with her, and he soon develops an interest in her. He goes on about what he would do if a girl ever threatened to fight him, but instead recounts one such incident. When the boys were playing street hockey in "Grey Dawn", Stan was the only one he did not insult, referring to him as "Marsh", as any commentator would, as opposed to Kyle and Kenny, who he referred to as "the Jew" and "the Poor Kid", respectively. It is also worth noting that Cartman is completely oblivious to the fact the other kids hate him, and often assumes they are joking when they imply or even openly declare it. Granted, there really has not been much focus on this particular talent of Cartman's (since most of the story plots do not focus on it) so there's virtually very little known as to how he learned these other languages so well at such a young age. At first they are displeased with each other's presence, but then they appear to get along near the end. Despite this, in "Member Berries" he was shown to still not have learned this. During the episode "Ginger Kids", when the other three boys lead him to believe he has become a Ginger himself in order to teach him a lesson, he is horrified. In Stan's house when they were sleeping, he was sleeping next to him. In some episodes Stan is shown having a strong hatred for Cartman even if Cartman is not doing anything. He also weighs 90 pounds, as revealed in "Weight Gain 4000". In this article, we will be listing some quotes from the series. As of "Dead Celebrities", he seems to be more passive toward Kyle, greeting him with only " 'Sup, Jew?". Grand Wizard | Scott Winters/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images Related Birthday He also speaks French to Clyde in "Make Love, Not Warcraft" as "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Clyde? He blames her for his unhappiness in their relationship, accusing her of being mentally abusive. The Death of Eric Cartman. He also taunts Cartman for being the real 'ugliest' kid in their class and mocks his neo-Nazism in a deleted scene in the episode "The List". Theft/Obstruction of Criminal Investigation Armed Robbery Violation of Firearm Laws/Threatening with a deadly weapon Arson Graverobbing Hate crime Kidnapping and false imprisonment Unlicensed Surgery Terrorism War Crimes Medical Terrorism Violation and Obstruction of the Pure Food and Drug Act Piracy Breaking and Entering Credit Fraud and . Select this result to view Eric Cartman's phone number, address, and more. Cartman also makes something called a "Toaster Pastry Chocolate Mix Butter Bar", by taking two pop tarts and sandwiching them with a stick of butter covered in chocolate milk mix in "Fat Camp". Religion In "Fun with Veal", Cartman is awoken by Kyle, Stan and Butters to help save some baby cows from slaughter. . However, Jimmy seems to be one of the few people that Cartman respects and is willing to do good deeds for. In fact, Cartman comforts Shelley when she feels insecure about her appearance and feels that no one likes her. His abilities are deeply Machiavellian in nature, and his character follows closely in the footsteps of other famous manipulators such as the character Iago from William Shakespeare's Othello. Eric Theodore Cartman, usually referred to by his family name, Cartman, is one of the central characters of South Park . Aside from the sheer volume of expletives in his dialog, he also uses words in different (and often grammatically incorrect) context. In the later seasons, she has been shown to be strict with him as seen in "Coon 2: Hindsight", "Coon vs. Coon & Friends", and "HUMANCENTiPAD" all of which show her not only following through with punishments, but also showing obvious disgust with Cartman's behaviour. In "Cartoon Wars Part I", he exploited a controversy involving the appearance of Muhammad on Family Guy to try to get the show off the air; he pretended to be the hapless victim of an Islamic terrorist attack to try to discourage the FOX president and the Family Guy staff writers from airing the Muhammad episode. Cartman tells her that he does not think she is ugly, which makes Shelley feel better. In "Kenny Dies", Cartman sings "Heat of the Moment" to the United States House of Representatives convincing them to vote in favor of stem cell research. This can be seen "Quest for Ratings" or "South Park is Gay! It's Me, Jesus", when Stan appears to be the only boy who has not gotten their period, Cartman reassures him that he will get it one day. He even has professional help with his photo shoot in Part III. ", he cross dresses as "Bad Irene", a woman who is addicted to abortions. Cartman also carries around what appears to be a Glock 17 pistol that has been seen in several episodes. Eric Cartman is one of the funniest and most popular South Park characters. ", or "Would you like to sleep with me, Clyde?". He has been seen playing center in Football in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" and on the Dodge-Ball team in the episode "Conjoined Fetus Lady". Along the same line, in "The Passion of the Jew", he is able to rally all the members of the Mel Gibson fan club to march through the town while yelling, "Wir mssen die Juden ausrotten!" as if this was illegal. Kenny also aided Cartman in his escape when Cartman was charged with hate crimes. Scott Tenorman is Cartman's half-brother and nemesis. In . However, Cartman could have liked the fact that Wendy humiliated Stan. Playable Characters, The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Frosty, Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods, becoming a part of the Denver "tooth racket"; and stealing Tooth Fairy money from kids, forming his own church and embezzling its collection money, sell a crashed truck-load of aborted fetuses, The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer, "South Park" Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (TV Episode 1997), Matt Stone and Trey Parker with Larry Divney, Eric Cartman: America's Favorite Little $@#&*%, TV Guide's 50 greatest cartoon characters of all time, http://books.google.com/books?id=b1ruwF6xYNIC&pg=PA144, South Park's Cartman To Intro ABC's CU Lineups, 6th Grader with Black Hair and Blue Shirt, 6th Grader with Yellow Shirt and Brown Pants. For example, in "Cartoon Wars Part I", the two of them work against each other; when Cartman tries to get Family Guy canceled, Kyle tries to stop him. In fact, Cartman even showed a little concern for Kenny when he found out his new girlfriend was a whore in "The Ring". Grade Although they bicker constantly, the two have not full on fought since then, and have had a lot more moments together where they seem happy, such as Kyle sharing music with Cartman in "You're Getting Old". In the real world, he has a Facebook account which is run by someone from South Park Studios. From SouthPark.wikia.com MIC Criminal Record Cartman is notable for having a very large criminal record. Jimmy is one of the kids that Cartman have manipulated sometimes, and sometimes becomes his rival in "Craig's Gang". He is the only one of the children in South Park to speak Spanish fluently, as shown when kids go to him when they cannot understand people, although he is sometimes prone to grammatical errors, such as the previously mentioned example. He also occasionally has milk come out of his nose when he laughs, even when he was not drinking any. Trey was sitting in a corner quietly watching Karpman and their other friends trash talk during the game when one person said, "Shut up Karpman". Ike joined Cartman's crew in "Fatbeard", and was the only Jew in the crew. Phone: (562) 570-7381. When the schools posts height measurements in the hallway for the boys, Cartman assumes it to be penis sizes and demands all the boys measure their sizes to disprove the original measurements. Kyle, and possibly Stan and Kenny, however, seem to be the only ones aware of how dangerous and mentally imbalanced he is, as well as the only ones who try to keep others from falling into his manipulation. To manage Cartman's behavioral issues, she hires Cesar Millan. in French, although he could just be quoting the French lyric from the song "Lady Marmalade" without understanding the meaning, but he could have been taunting him by saying he is French and using the French stereotype as a way to taunt him. Cartman laments to Butters about this, who tries to convince him that Heidi will "leave poop on his heart". In "Up the Down Steroid", Cartman had also pretended he was retarded to compete in the Special Olympics and win $1000. Ironically, Cartman has an aunt who is red-haired. Karpman's retorts against that further convinced Trey that "The Fat Kid" had to be named Cartman. Half-brother In "Fat Butt and Pancake Head", while Kyle is immediately distrustful of Cartman's claim that he cannot control the actions of his hand (which has seemed to take on a life of its own), Stan gives Cartman the benefit of the doubt and admits that, with all the stuff that happens in South Park, Cartman could be telling the truth. In "You Have 0 Friends", he invited Cartman to participate in his birthday party at "Casa Bonita". Despite the fact that he has many weapons at his disposal, he does not seem to be very good with them. 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